Saturday, September 13, 2008

Large Hadron Collider Scientist Confuses Star Wars with Star Trek, Universe Doomed

NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT. (Agencies) The scientific world is shocked today as Michael Zeller—a professor of physics at Yale who has been working at the Large Hadron Collider—reportedly misquoted the Star Trek tagline "Where no man has gone before" and, further shattering the Universe time-space fabric, attributed it to Star Wars:

“What did they say in ‘Star Wars’? We’re going where no man has ever been? Well, that’s where we’re going,” Zeller said in declarations to the Yale Daily News about the LHC first beam test last Wednesday. Professor Zeller helped create the zero degree calorimeter used in Atlas, one of the main experiments at CERN's multi-billion dollar Large Hadron Collider.

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

"Star Wars Ren" Art Contest


Over at Worth1000.com, there is a contest in which classic works of art are Star Wars-ified. Check it out here.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Star Wars Wisdom From My Wife, Episode III


My wife had another observation:

Her: If we had a droid, I'd want it to be C-3PO.

Me: Why?

Her: Because he's butleresque.